10 Reasons Why I Will Not Be A Hot Shot Writer

With what's going on with my boring life now, I have only two things left to do: Read and Write.

I have not given it much thought yet, but reading and writing are sometimes exhausting to do. Though I confess to be a bookworm, I admit that lately, I haven't been able to follow my reading list because I kept on looking for other things to do (aside from reading). As for writing, I have not done it in a while. Though blogging can be considered writing, it is still not what I deemed as such. I haven't been able to keep track to my list of writing exercises. As much as I try to write sensible crap, I just cannot do so because I cannot find the perfect timing.

That's why I decided to list down 10 reasons why I cannot and will not be a hot shot writer.

1. I suck at word play.
2. I am an epic fail in spelling.
3. I hate prepositions.
4. I write for my beck and whim.
5. I don't want deadlines (not that I can't work under pressure. It just sucks.)
6. I don't know how to sustain the ideas I have in my mind.
7. I can begin something.
8. But I don't know how to end it.
9. I don't want heavy mental workout, because it makes me say weird things.
10. I want iced tea.

Now, what are the elements of an essay again? LOL